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[oraculum]

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ashe.

[oraculum]

cont.

im not the only nutjob in existence
if u saw half the weird shit i see on a regular basis u would be p apathetic abt most of it too

lol yeah a little, enough to get me by and show off at bonfires like an obnoxious douchebag
doubt i can't really play like u bc i don't practice all the time
but i'd do acoustics for u while u sing

[touchwood]

i don't want to see any more weird shit ever in my life
i'm good on that

i've seen you play before
i went to a couple of those bonfires you know
you definitely have obnoxious douchebag down to an art

[oraculum]

thats another lie bc u ask me to show u weird shit all the time

i only picked it up bc my girlfriend at the time thought it was sexy
but i'm p good at it when i actually practice
so are u coming over to hang tonight or are u still w ur out of townie

[touchwood]

that's different

of course it was about a girl
we should practice together sometime
i'm still with my "out of townie" but do you want to come to a party with us tonight

[oraculum]

not really

everything in my life circles back to a girl
idk maybe
depends where u guys are kicking it

[touchwood]

shut up

good to know that your life will never revolve around me
some rich photographer's beach house
there might even be a bonfire where you can attract some pussy

[oraculum]

u first

kinda just wanna hang w u dude
not rly looking for pussy rn
is this rich photographer a weird creep bc i'm not doing porn again

[touchwood]

ok well come out tonight and we'll hang
you didn't have to do it the first time you know
but don't worry i'll let everyone there know not to ask you to do porn

[oraculum]

not before i tell everyone that ur pimping out young and impressionable nubile boys like myself can u believe i was a virgin before u ruined my life
anyway last time i did it for u but like i'm not planning on a career in sucking dick esp when onlyfans exists
do u think ppl would pay to see me naked

[touchwood]

wait that's a joke right
was that your first time doing anal
no can't be
you're a slut
right

[oraculum]

why does being a slut automatically mean i've done anal
not seeing how those 2 things correlate

[touchwood]

dude can you please just tell me that was not your first anal experience

[oraculum]

lol bruh would u chill
i don't see how it matters either way

[touchwood]

what the fuck
dude you were a virgin for real before this??
why the fuck would you do that?????

[oraculum]

dude not technically
my ex used to finger me all the time when she sucked me off bc it made her hot af
it's not a big deal

[touchwood]

that's not the same
i can't fucking believe this shit
i was kidding when i told them you were a virgin

[oraculum]

as far as first times go it was ok tho the dude had a fat cock and i was sore for a few days after
not his fault he was blessed by god

[ how little he actually cares about this, ashe, pls. ]

why are u stressing abt it
it's done lol
i can't unfuck myself

[touchwood]

i never would've asked in the first place if i knew
that's not cool
why the fuck didn't you say something

[oraculum]

bc as u have already deduced i am a slut
it was an easy way to help u out without actually putting forth a significant amount of effort

[touchwood]

i don't want or need your fucking help
i told you this already
everyone's first anal experience is shitty but it's not supposed to go like that

[oraculum]

ur the only one assuming it was shitty
he gave me a handy and made me cum

[touchwood]

somehow that makes it worse

[oraculum]

would it make u feel it feel better if i told i was lying and he didn't give me a reacharound
it was far from the worst sex i've ever had dude i'm not traumatized

1/2

[touchwood]

fuck you

2/2

[touchwood]

just don't do any more favors for me
i don't fucking like it
can we just hang like shit is normal