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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
what imaginary friends
dude my mom's been on coke since she was fifteen
that's more than half her life
i was literally a crack baby

yeah it's called SLEEP PARALYSIS like i already told you
it happens to everyone
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
well aside from being a complete disaster she's fine
i think i would have noticed if her three-headed pink pony tried to kill her

i don't know
a couple
it's not a big deal because i'm not a little bitch
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-05 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
no it would be extremely fucked up
don't put that shit on her
being a drug addict is already a full-time job
she doesn't have to be crazy too

i don't know
since like 14 or 15
what did your imaginary friends do to you
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
ok sorry
you're not crazy
but that's not my mom


[ immediate regret @ saying ur not crazy ]

oh
ok
so do you like still see them
do they still try to kill you

yeah
my mom gave me weed for the first time and taught me how to glue on fake lashes
a skill i have yet to use but it's there in case you ever need some falsies
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
do you see stuff when you're with me too
did you see something in my apartment

i am serious i know how to apply fake lashes really well
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
only if it's there because of your spirit magnetism
what did you see

they won't
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ fuq ]

that's weird

picking up some edibles you want something
there are cake pops
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
thought you wanted to go to my room to fuck
weird like how

ok i got you
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
i would have

[ he remembers feeling a sudden chill, his stomach dropping a little when he puts two and two together. ]

dude don't send me fucking emojis
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
how do i get rid of it

[ bitch ]
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
can't i just burn some sage
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
the dude's already fucking dead
what can it really even do
i don't have time for this shit
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[personal profile] touchwood 2020-10-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
ok well it hasn't done anything all this time so fuck that stupid fucking bitch
you're killing the vibe

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