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[oraculum]

Comments

[touchwood]

i don't want or need your fucking help
i told you this already
everyone's first anal experience is shitty but it's not supposed to go like that

[oraculum]

ur the only one assuming it was shitty
he gave me a handy and made me cum

[touchwood]

somehow that makes it worse

[oraculum]

would it make u feel it feel better if i told i was lying and he didn't give me a reacharound
it was far from the worst sex i've ever had dude i'm not traumatized

1/2

[touchwood]

fuck you

2/2

[touchwood]

just don't do any more favors for me
i don't fucking like it
can we just hang like shit is normal

[oraculum]

u specifically ASKED me for this favor u salty bitch

[ no wonder he never had any friends in school. ]

shit is normal
ur the one making it weird

[touchwood]

then i took it back you fucking dipshit
you don't fucking listen just like everyone else
god you piss me off so much
is this like a fucking game you play or what

[oraculum]

pissing u off? lol no that's just incidental
u get so aggro all the time idk what makes u mad and what doesn't
i wanted to help u bc i like u

[touchwood]

ok well don't do it again
don't try to help me with shit
i can take care of myself
don't say that gay shit either
we're cool

[oraculum]

[ whiplashing motherfucker this exactly what he means ]

i like u in a completely platonic and hetero way then
it just comes w the slightly gay addition of sometimes wanting to suck ur dick
u don't have to do everything by yourself all the time

[touchwood]

we can fuck around that's cool
i just don't have time for like heavy shit
and no offense but literally no one has ever come through for me ever so i prefer doing my own shit my own way
except you i guess
even though i'm still pissed about what you did that was the only time anyone's ever done anything like that for me

[oraculum]

for real?
damn lol everyone needs at least 1 person as like a fall back guy when shit gets rough
did u not have a bff in hs? middle school? anytime?

[touchwood]

there was this girl who was kind of cool but she moved away
it was kind of hard to explain my life so i just didn't
were your friends even that great to have

[oraculum]

hard to explain bc of ur mom or sth else?

i had a lot of friends but i'd say only like 25% of them were actually garbage ppl
the rest weren't that bad
but i don't really talk to anyone from hs anymore
except u

[touchwood]

my mom and other shit
plus i didn't want anyone calling dfcs on me because i was basically living alone

they all seemed like assholes so i don't think i missed out on much
"except u" shut up dude
are you coming to this party tonight
i'm getting fucked up to celebrate my mother's latest disappearing act

[oraculum]

that's 1 thing we had in common ig

sry to trigger u i forgot ur allergic to niceness
yeah im coming
don't ditch me again
is ur mom actually gone gone or is she just temporarily awol

[touchwood]

has your uncle been around at all

ok i won't
let's get fucked up and make a sandcastle
i don't know she didn't detail her extremely hardcore party girl schedule to me before she dipped
i assume it's like every other time and she'll eventually reappear at the worst possible moment

[oraculum]

i haven't heard from him in like a month
he'll be back when he's back

should i bring anything
ur mom does seem like that kind of chaotic
what does worst possible moment even entail? walking in on u jacking some dude off?

[touchwood]

is that like normal for him

just your deflowered ass
i learned from the best
no like when i feel like i'm finally making some progress on shit she'll come in like a goddamn tornado and i get swept into her bullshit
i don't invite anyone over to fuck them anyway

[oraculum]

p normal
when i was in hs he was gone for 3 consecutive months one year

if ur mom is gone all the time anyway idk why u don't move out
ur place isn't that bad man
i thought ur room was cute

[touchwood]

that's a long time
my mom usually pops in a little more than that
how did you deal

i don't know
when she comes back where's she gonna stay
it's not like she pays fucking rent anywhere
it's not even that it's that bad it's just a lot of shit's happened there and i don't really like bringing people over

[oraculum]

tbh the older i get the more he disappears
i've always been p independent so i never really thought anything of it
it also made it 100x easier to sneak out at night lol

a lot of shit huh

[ like someone dying a miserable death by fire, maybe? ]

u wouldn't rly guess just by looking at it

[touchwood]

and in all that sneaking out you never did anal

[ don't act like u Know things ]

let's just say i've done some repainting and patching up over the years
it's just weird for me to bring people over i prefer hanging out literally anywhere else
it helps me concentrate when i only practice there too

[oraculum]

come on man ive done anal
ive just never been on the receiving end of it
i feel like a well-rounded person now

anything weird ever happen when ur alone?