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[oraculum]

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[oraculum]

that's 1 thing we had in common ig

sry to trigger u i forgot ur allergic to niceness
yeah im coming
don't ditch me again
is ur mom actually gone gone or is she just temporarily awol

[touchwood]

has your uncle been around at all

ok i won't
let's get fucked up and make a sandcastle
i don't know she didn't detail her extremely hardcore party girl schedule to me before she dipped
i assume it's like every other time and she'll eventually reappear at the worst possible moment

[oraculum]

i haven't heard from him in like a month
he'll be back when he's back

should i bring anything
ur mom does seem like that kind of chaotic
what does worst possible moment even entail? walking in on u jacking some dude off?

[touchwood]

is that like normal for him

just your deflowered ass
i learned from the best
no like when i feel like i'm finally making some progress on shit she'll come in like a goddamn tornado and i get swept into her bullshit
i don't invite anyone over to fuck them anyway

[oraculum]

p normal
when i was in hs he was gone for 3 consecutive months one year

if ur mom is gone all the time anyway idk why u don't move out
ur place isn't that bad man
i thought ur room was cute

[touchwood]

that's a long time
my mom usually pops in a little more than that
how did you deal

i don't know
when she comes back where's she gonna stay
it's not like she pays fucking rent anywhere
it's not even that it's that bad it's just a lot of shit's happened there and i don't really like bringing people over

[oraculum]

tbh the older i get the more he disappears
i've always been p independent so i never really thought anything of it
it also made it 100x easier to sneak out at night lol

a lot of shit huh

[ like someone dying a miserable death by fire, maybe? ]

u wouldn't rly guess just by looking at it

[touchwood]

and in all that sneaking out you never did anal

[ don't act like u Know things ]

let's just say i've done some repainting and patching up over the years
it's just weird for me to bring people over i prefer hanging out literally anywhere else
it helps me concentrate when i only practice there too

[oraculum]

come on man ive done anal
ive just never been on the receiving end of it
i feel like a well-rounded person now

anything weird ever happen when ur alone?

[touchwood]

i'm gonna pretend i never learned this info about you because i'm having a hard time processing it

umm the fuck
yeah actually
this question

[oraculum]

not sure why bc u know i've been w more girls than dudes

i'm just asking
there were some weird vibes

[touchwood]

i just don't like it ok

the fuck does that mean
what weird vibes
were you fucking spying in my house

[oraculum]

ok then i will make sure to let more guys stick their dicks in me asap so u can be more comfortable

[ u fucking weirdo ]

just weird vibes dude im sensitive
it was a question don't lose ur shit over it

[touchwood]

shut up delta
that's not what i meant

[ although it's hard to keep focusing on delta's freshly deflowered ass when now he's thinking about how he can see weird shit everywhere he goes. specifically the weird shit attached to his place, which he worries might be in abundance. ]

i mean there's been a couple of fights
like pretty bad ones
my mom used to bring douchebags home a lot
she does her own crazy shit too like the bathtub thing

[oraculum]

icb im not slutty enough for u

right

[ so tentative. ]

i got some bad vibes is all
but if u have never experienced anything weird it's all good
nothing to worry about

[touchwood]

just another way you fall short
not surprising

what does that even mean like anything weird
like one time i thought i felt a ghost crawl into bed with me but obviously it was nothing
felt creepy but it was just sleep paralysis

[oraculum]

now i really am gonna fuck everyone i see

[ don't even test him. ]

that's not what i mean
temp drops, things moving on their own, doors closing by themselves, just a bad energy overall

[touchwood]

ok good that levels the field

dude the place is old as shit
the heat gives out sometimes and some of the windows don't close all the way which means there's always a draft slamming the fucking doors shut
you're not in the fucking poltergeist

[oraculum]

ashe i am literally always in the poltergeist
anyway i said it was fine if u haven't experienced anything bizarre

[touchwood]

ok well i'm not so just fucking chill
nothing bizarre happens in my house except for when my mom and i used to get blazed together and she'd talk about her imaginary friends

[oraculum]

what imaginary friends

[ half a second later now that his brain is fully finished processing ashe's earlier texts: ]

wait u felt someone crawl into bed w u?

[touchwood]

what imaginary friends
dude my mom's been on coke since she was fifteen
that's more than half her life
i was literally a crack baby

yeah it's called SLEEP PARALYSIS like i already told you
it happens to everyone

[oraculum]

js
i used to think my imaginary friends were imaginary til i realized they could hurt me

not to me lol
how many times has that happened to u?

[touchwood]

well aside from being a complete disaster she's fine
i think i would have noticed if her three-headed pink pony tried to kill her

i don't know
a couple
it's not a big deal because i'm not a little bitch

[oraculum]

wouldn't it have been bonkers if ur mom was like me tho

u seem to be writing off an awful lot
when did u first start experiencing sleep paralysis? have u always had it?