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[oraculum]

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[touchwood]

that's a long time
my mom usually pops in a little more than that
how did you deal

i don't know
when she comes back where's she gonna stay
it's not like she pays fucking rent anywhere
it's not even that it's that bad it's just a lot of shit's happened there and i don't really like bringing people over

[oraculum]

tbh the older i get the more he disappears
i've always been p independent so i never really thought anything of it
it also made it 100x easier to sneak out at night lol

a lot of shit huh

[ like someone dying a miserable death by fire, maybe? ]

u wouldn't rly guess just by looking at it

[touchwood]

and in all that sneaking out you never did anal

[ don't act like u Know things ]

let's just say i've done some repainting and patching up over the years
it's just weird for me to bring people over i prefer hanging out literally anywhere else
it helps me concentrate when i only practice there too

[oraculum]

come on man ive done anal
ive just never been on the receiving end of it
i feel like a well-rounded person now

anything weird ever happen when ur alone?

[touchwood]

i'm gonna pretend i never learned this info about you because i'm having a hard time processing it

umm the fuck
yeah actually
this question

[oraculum]

not sure why bc u know i've been w more girls than dudes

i'm just asking
there were some weird vibes

[touchwood]

i just don't like it ok

the fuck does that mean
what weird vibes
were you fucking spying in my house

[oraculum]

ok then i will make sure to let more guys stick their dicks in me asap so u can be more comfortable

[ u fucking weirdo ]

just weird vibes dude im sensitive
it was a question don't lose ur shit over it

[touchwood]

shut up delta
that's not what i meant

[ although it's hard to keep focusing on delta's freshly deflowered ass when now he's thinking about how he can see weird shit everywhere he goes. specifically the weird shit attached to his place, which he worries might be in abundance. ]

i mean there's been a couple of fights
like pretty bad ones
my mom used to bring douchebags home a lot
she does her own crazy shit too like the bathtub thing

[oraculum]

icb im not slutty enough for u

right

[ so tentative. ]

i got some bad vibes is all
but if u have never experienced anything weird it's all good
nothing to worry about

[touchwood]

just another way you fall short
not surprising

what does that even mean like anything weird
like one time i thought i felt a ghost crawl into bed with me but obviously it was nothing
felt creepy but it was just sleep paralysis

[oraculum]

now i really am gonna fuck everyone i see

[ don't even test him. ]

that's not what i mean
temp drops, things moving on their own, doors closing by themselves, just a bad energy overall

[touchwood]

ok good that levels the field

dude the place is old as shit
the heat gives out sometimes and some of the windows don't close all the way which means there's always a draft slamming the fucking doors shut
you're not in the fucking poltergeist

[oraculum]

ashe i am literally always in the poltergeist
anyway i said it was fine if u haven't experienced anything bizarre

[touchwood]

ok well i'm not so just fucking chill
nothing bizarre happens in my house except for when my mom and i used to get blazed together and she'd talk about her imaginary friends

[oraculum]

what imaginary friends

[ half a second later now that his brain is fully finished processing ashe's earlier texts: ]

wait u felt someone crawl into bed w u?

[touchwood]

what imaginary friends
dude my mom's been on coke since she was fifteen
that's more than half her life
i was literally a crack baby

yeah it's called SLEEP PARALYSIS like i already told you
it happens to everyone

[oraculum]

js
i used to think my imaginary friends were imaginary til i realized they could hurt me

not to me lol
how many times has that happened to u?

[touchwood]

well aside from being a complete disaster she's fine
i think i would have noticed if her three-headed pink pony tried to kill her

i don't know
a couple
it's not a big deal because i'm not a little bitch

[oraculum]

wouldn't it have been bonkers if ur mom was like me tho

u seem to be writing off an awful lot
when did u first start experiencing sleep paralysis? have u always had it?

[touchwood]

no it would be extremely fucked up
don't put that shit on her
being a drug addict is already a full-time job
she doesn't have to be crazy too

i don't know
since like 14 or 15
what did your imaginary friends do to you

[oraculum]

[ wow. ]

lmao i'm not crazy u insensitive fuck
but ppl turning to drugs after seeing the shit i see isn't abnormal

my imaginary friends aren't imaginary hence the attempts on my life
when i was 10 one of them pulled me off the dock near my house and tried to drown me
usually the ones from the veil hate me the most but only bc i can actually touch them but that means they can touch me too
six told me one time when i don't think he thought i was listening bc i'd just busted my head open on concrete that my energy makes things that aren't from this world go like super feral ig
i make things sick

[ don't think you can escape his game of 50 uncomfortable questions so easily. ]

anyway much more importantly
did anything happen in ur apartment at 14/15

[touchwood]

ok sorry
you're not crazy
but that's not my mom

[ immediate regret @ saying ur not crazy ]

oh
ok
so do you like still see them
do they still try to kill you

yeah
my mom gave me weed for the first time and taught me how to glue on fake lashes
a skill i have yet to use but it's there in case you ever need some falsies

[oraculum]

u know her better than me
i was js

i see them everywhere bc i see pieces of different worlds everywhere
nothing has tried to kill me in a while tho
sometimes i get rly pissy spirits who leave me w nasty bruises but that's it

[ extended exposure to him is what makes most supes sick and crazy, besides. ]

dude im being serious

[touchwood]

do you see stuff when you're with me too
did you see something in my apartment

i am serious i know how to apply fake lashes really well