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[oraculum]

Comments

[touchwood]

dude can you please just tell me that was not your first anal experience

[oraculum]

lol bruh would u chill
i don't see how it matters either way

[touchwood]

what the fuck
dude you were a virgin for real before this??
why the fuck would you do that?????

[oraculum]

dude not technically
my ex used to finger me all the time when she sucked me off bc it made her hot af
it's not a big deal

[touchwood]

that's not the same
i can't fucking believe this shit
i was kidding when i told them you were a virgin

[oraculum]

as far as first times go it was ok tho the dude had a fat cock and i was sore for a few days after
not his fault he was blessed by god

[ how little he actually cares about this, ashe, pls. ]

why are u stressing abt it
it's done lol
i can't unfuck myself

[touchwood]

i never would've asked in the first place if i knew
that's not cool
why the fuck didn't you say something

[oraculum]

bc as u have already deduced i am a slut
it was an easy way to help u out without actually putting forth a significant amount of effort

[touchwood]

i don't want or need your fucking help
i told you this already
everyone's first anal experience is shitty but it's not supposed to go like that

[oraculum]

ur the only one assuming it was shitty
he gave me a handy and made me cum

[touchwood]

somehow that makes it worse

[oraculum]

would it make u feel it feel better if i told i was lying and he didn't give me a reacharound
it was far from the worst sex i've ever had dude i'm not traumatized

1/2

[touchwood]

fuck you

2/2

[touchwood]

just don't do any more favors for me
i don't fucking like it
can we just hang like shit is normal

[oraculum]

u specifically ASKED me for this favor u salty bitch

[ no wonder he never had any friends in school. ]

shit is normal
ur the one making it weird

[touchwood]

then i took it back you fucking dipshit
you don't fucking listen just like everyone else
god you piss me off so much
is this like a fucking game you play or what

[oraculum]

pissing u off? lol no that's just incidental
u get so aggro all the time idk what makes u mad and what doesn't
i wanted to help u bc i like u

[touchwood]

ok well don't do it again
don't try to help me with shit
i can take care of myself
don't say that gay shit either
we're cool

[oraculum]

[ whiplashing motherfucker this exactly what he means ]

i like u in a completely platonic and hetero way then
it just comes w the slightly gay addition of sometimes wanting to suck ur dick
u don't have to do everything by yourself all the time

[touchwood]

we can fuck around that's cool
i just don't have time for like heavy shit
and no offense but literally no one has ever come through for me ever so i prefer doing my own shit my own way
except you i guess
even though i'm still pissed about what you did that was the only time anyone's ever done anything like that for me

[oraculum]

for real?
damn lol everyone needs at least 1 person as like a fall back guy when shit gets rough
did u not have a bff in hs? middle school? anytime?

[touchwood]

there was this girl who was kind of cool but she moved away
it was kind of hard to explain my life so i just didn't
were your friends even that great to have

[oraculum]

hard to explain bc of ur mom or sth else?

i had a lot of friends but i'd say only like 25% of them were actually garbage ppl
the rest weren't that bad
but i don't really talk to anyone from hs anymore
except u

[touchwood]

my mom and other shit
plus i didn't want anyone calling dfcs on me because i was basically living alone

they all seemed like assholes so i don't think i missed out on much
"except u" shut up dude
are you coming to this party tonight
i'm getting fucked up to celebrate my mother's latest disappearing act

[oraculum]

that's 1 thing we had in common ig

sry to trigger u i forgot ur allergic to niceness
yeah im coming
don't ditch me again
is ur mom actually gone gone or is she just temporarily awol